disclaimer

Last Updated: 22-June-2026

disclaimer

Hey, welcome to the fine print. I know this isn’t the most exciting part of the site, but we gotta have it. Why? Because internet. And people. And lawsuits. 🙃

This disclaimer applies to all parts of the Dennisphere universe — from custom watercolor portraits to wedding ceremonies to whatever weird little creative lovechild I dream up next.

website stuff

The content on this site is for informational and inspirational purposes only. I do my best to keep everything accurate, updated, and typo-free — but if something slips through the cracks, please don’t sue me. Just email me nicely.

 choosing the right fit

I care deeply about the work I take on — whether that’s creating a unique piece of art or officiating a wedding.

Occasionally, I may decline a project if it’s not the right fit for my style, values, availability, or capabilities. If that happens, I’ll always let you know kindly and honestly — no awkward ghosting, no hard feelings.

ceremonies & signings

Ceremonies and signings are intentionally simple, personal, and non-religious. I don’t offer large productions, extensive rehearsals, or full-service wedding coordination. My focus is helping couples get married in a way that feels comfortable, straightforward, and true to who they are.

If you’re looking for a highly traditional ceremony, a large-scale event, or a full wedding planning experience, I’m probably not the right fit…and that’s okay.

not professional advice

Nothing I post (on the site, in emails, or on social) is legal, financial, or medical advice. It’s weddings. It’s love. It’s fun. Please talk to a real professional for anything involving contracts, taxes, or surgery.

external links

Sometimes I link to outside sites, tools, or inspirational resources. I do not control these sites and am not responsible for their content, accuracy, or what weird rabbit hole they take you down at 2am.

copyright & usage

All original content and artwork on this site is owned by Dennisphere (unless otherwise credited). You’re welcome to share it (with credit), but don’t copy, steal, resell, or pretend you created it. I will find you. And maybe send a strongly-worded email.

contact

Still confused? Want to ask about something regarding this disclaimer? Just email me at hello@dennisphere.com. I’m nice. Promise.